
If I were to choke myself with an eco-friendly bag, would it be as effective as a plastic bag?
Ironic as it may be, I’m trying to kill myself with an eco-friendly bag. Then I would fail and try to get a plastic one. But then I wouldn’t be bothered and remain in my seat, thus starting the self-loathing over my ineptness all over again and the cycle repeats.
Wow I should really become a psychologist. That way I can be full of it and get paid at the same time.

